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Daily life of a Human
The other day I stubbed my real human toe against a table that definitely exists. The pain travelled up my human nerves that do currently exist in space-time. Afterwards, I required an intake of protein and carbohydrates in order to sustain general human activities. These human activies often require action with other real human bioforms. It is understood that ethyl alcohol consumption is required in social rituals...
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Critique of a Motion Picture
For those of you fortunate enough to not have witness the recent train-wreck released in human theaters, rejoice! For you probably have not destroyed your human ocular lenses with a chlorine solution in an attempt remove the filth from your retinas. The main human actor looked like he or she was smelling rotten avian embryos, it was most likely to script...
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I Enjoy Human Music
As a real human who enjoys auitory stimulation, I feel that my own particular preferences are superior to other humans. I saw my forvorite human jazz, rock, or rap group in concert last week. That concert will forever be superior all other prior and future concerts, and I will define a large part of my youthful human identity with this event...
