=== Lactose Free ===
Contributors: Josh Thompson
Tags: Reduce Bloat, Bloating, Lactose, Milk
Requires at least: 4.7
Tested up to: 4.9
Requires PHP: 5

Wordpress has been prone to uncomfortable bloat for a while now. I am convinced after 10 minutes on wikipedia that this may be caused by milk.

== Description ==
This plugin removes all lactose proteins from your wordpress site and makes sure you drink your soy milk. If you think you might actually be lactose intolerant please contact your health provider as this plugin cannot help real people and is an act of satire. P.s it actually replaces any instance of the word "Milk" with "Soy Milk" in content. 

== Installation ==
Download
Install to your wordpress plugin directory
Chuckle at the irony

== Frequently Asked Questions ==
Will this help my actual lactose intolerance?
No, please talk to your doctor.

Does this plugin do anything?
It replaces all insances of "Milk" with "Soy Milk". It mainly creates a sense of amusement though.

Why?
Why not.