Don't you worry, we've just deployed a highly trained team of frenzied monkeys to deal with the nom noms which are currently ravaging our servers.
There's nothing to be afraid of, the site will be back up in no time!
After the nom noms subside, we'll dispatch the orangutans, they'll take care of the frenzied monkeys.
When winter comes, it will lay waste to the orangutans.
Fear not! We do this all the time!
- Frantically hit F5. Repeat
- Enjoy a random comic from Cyanide and Happiness
- Find awesome articles on the Web Platform Daily
- Read a random comic at XKCD
- Go read a book!
- Play with Chrome Experiments for a little while