{
  "_source": "\nA long time ago, when the world was young -- someone put some food on their tongue.\nThey tasted the food, and thought it was nice. Most fruit liked it -- but banana's thought twice.\n\n<span class=\"more\"></span>\n\nThey held a meeting at quarter past eight.\nWhilst the human's were getting home late.\nThey decided they didn't want to be eaten they said:\n\"No way, we're not going to be beaten\".\n\nSo time went by, and human's got old.\nBanana's got ready, for their prophets had told.\nThat soon shall come the dawn of war.\nWhere humans will rule the earth no more.\n\nThe humans knew not of the evil banana's plans.\nThey made their cars, guitars and aluminum cans.\nAnd the banana's began to take over the east.\nWhile humans knew not, and kept having their feast.\n\nBut time has run out, no more hiding there can be.\nOr else the banana's will kill you and me.\nWe must take up arms, and fight to the end.\nBecause, believe it or not, a banana is not a friend.\n\n![a banana](banana.png)\n",
  "title": "A red herring",
  "author": "baker",
  "date": "2013-04-01T00:00:00.000Z",
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  "_path": "blog/red-herring"
}