REAL_CONTENT_CANARY_999 — 2026-06-21: Elevated API latency in the
eu-west-1 region between 14:02 and 14:47 UTC, caused by a misconfigured
read-replica connection pool on the widget lookup path.
2026-06-15: A backlog in the webhook dispatcher caused delivery delays
of up to eleven minutes for a subset of customers between 09:10 and
09:38 UTC. The backlog drained by 09:41 UTC; no deliveries were lost.
2026-06-02: Scheduled maintenance window completed. No customer impact.