{"data":{"data":[{"text":"How is caching both so amazing, and also a constant cause of suffering.","id":"1406542752020525057","created_at":"2021-06-20T09:21:39.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":265,"end":276,"probability":0.269,"type":"Organization","normalized_text":"Wu-Tang Clan"}]},"text":"Sound associations I've seemed to develop recently:\n- Music suddenly cutting off = kernel oops\n- Hip hop music = database systems intensifies\n\nNow my heart drops if I accidentally close spotify; and I'm more effective working on database systems while listening to Wu-Tang Clan","id":"1406451073150160900","created_at":"2021-06-20T03:17:21.000Z"},{"text":"The recurring room in my dreams changed a little today. I hope it isn't permanently broken 🙁","id":"1406410950282940424","created_at":"2021-06-20T00:37:55.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":8,"end":23,"probability":0.9908,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Charles Bukowski"}]},"text":"Reading Charles Bukowski poems at midnight just to feel something.\n\nBecause rawness and repulsion count as emotions, right?","id":"1406285071087136769","created_at":"2021-06-19T16:17:43.000Z"},{"text":"yes, both of those happened yesterday.","id":"1404980882587275269","created_at":"2021-06-16T01:55:20.000Z"},{"text":"My mind gets stuck on things. The problem is that it can either get stuck on say figuring out some work related issue (to the point that I think of it as I fall asleep and when I wake up), or it can get stuck on say spending hours finding one panel in a manga with 100+ chapters.","id":"1404980627116466179","created_at":"2021-06-16T01:54:19.000Z"},{"text":"RT @80Level: 2/2 And the coolest thing is that the same light can be found in the original Quake code (plus some other games) written by Jo…","id":"1404765882472009732","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":3,"end":11,"username":"80Level"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-15T11:41:00.000Z"},{"text":"@hearthrobjk ah it's just a picture of cpu and memory usage, and most of my cpu cores are brr-ing at ~100%","id":"1404288634073747456","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":12,"username":"hearthrobjk"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-14T04:04:35.000Z"},{"text":"@hearthrobjk Well if it doesn't speed things up, my laptop might explode anyway. 16 cpu cores going brrr https://t.co/AuOt3jnuEd","id":"1404284908026023937","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":12,"username":"hearthrobjk"}],"urls":[{"start":105,"end":128,"url":"https://t.co/AuOt3jnuEd","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/desmondcheongzx/status/1404284908026023937/photo/1","display_url":"pic.twitter.com/AuOt3jnuEd"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-14T03:49:47.000Z"},{"text":"@hearthrobjk 😞","id":"1404284514604503053","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":12,"username":"hearthrobjk"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-14T03:48:13.000Z"},{"text":"omg I can't take it anymore, please COMPILE FASTER","id":"1404283118786203657","created_at":"2021-06-14T03:42:40.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":13,"end":32,"probability":0.3638,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"Linux Device Drivers"}],"urls":[{"start":47,"end":70,"url":"https://t.co/xhr5Gwe0If","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/desmondcheongzx/status/1403941824029331462/photo/1","display_url":"pic.twitter.com/xhr5Gwe0If"}]},"text":"Me irl\n\nFrom Linux Device Drivers, 3rd Edition https://t.co/xhr5Gwe0If","id":"1403941824029331462","created_at":"2021-06-13T05:06:29.000Z"},{"text":"Been stuck on a bug since last night, and I was so sure it was some deadlock scenario and started diving into the code...\n\nThen I noticed I just had to move two lines of code a few lines up, and now everything works.... I want my past self to give me back those hours of my life.","id":"1403575929482334209","created_at":"2021-06-12T04:52:33.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":58,"end":63,"probability":0.2246,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"TikTok"},{"start":66,"end":73,"probability":0.5723,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"Telegram"},{"start":79,"end":85,"probability":0.522,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"YouTube"},{"start":113,"end":137,"probability":0.3517,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"Linux Kernel Mailing List"}],"mentions":[{"start":3,"end":11,"username":"svblxyz"}]},"text":"RT @svblxyz: Them: \"I get all my vaccine information from TikTok, Telegram and YouTube.\"\n\nMe: \"I get it from the Linux Kernel Mailing List.…","id":"1403566801762459651","created_at":"2021-06-12T04:16:17.000Z"},{"text":"when regular software on my computer malfunctions, is it a bug with the software, or a bug in the modifications i made to the operating system?","id":"1403566625681338374","created_at":"2021-06-12T04:15:35.000Z"},{"text":"kernel engineering is fun, because if you make a mistake your computer won't boot properly. \n\nyou can sit there and contemplate on your reflection in the screen...","id":"1403365054389514247","created_at":"2021-06-11T14:54:36.000Z"},{"text":"social media ain't got nothing on the dopamine hit from an email you've been waiting for","id":"1402796725933207553","created_at":"2021-06-10T01:16:16.000Z"},{"text":"ok, so I obviously can't think of anything except for this bug the moment I'm near a computer.\n\nTime to read a book instead.","id":"1402604715645440000","created_at":"2021-06-09T12:33:18.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":85,"end":99,"probability":0.6863,"type":"Other","normalized_text":"HERE BE DRAGONS"}]},"text":"Man... with concurrency bugs, it's as if there's an endless mental soundtrack going \"HERE BE DRAGONS\"","id":"1402590121103290376","created_at":"2021-06-09T11:35:18.000Z"},{"text":"Question to self: why didn't you clarify this earlier??","id":"1402574321533415426","created_at":"2021-06-09T10:32:31.000Z"},{"text":"Finally... I can see why semaphores and mutexes are different: https://t.co/MVdf6VeCpJ \n\nThis is one of the things where I kinda just pretended I knew what was going on...","id":"1402574319557873666","entities":{"urls":[{"start":63,"end":86,"url":"https://t.co/MVdf6VeCpJ","expanded_url":"https://stackoverflow.com/q/62814/13602750?stw=2","display_url":"stackoverflow.com/q/62814/136027…"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-09T10:32:31.000Z"},{"text":"8yo: \"when a baby is crying you can throw a slice of cheese on their head\"\n\nme: \"you threw a slice of cheese on [2yo]????\"\n\n8yo: \"noooooooo it's all over tiktok\"\n\n22yo: \"you have tick tock?!\"","id":"1402571315609935879","created_at":"2021-06-09T10:20:34.000Z"},{"text":"How I know I probably need a new phone: even my food ordering app is too advanced for it @snackpass_ https://t.co/b3IIVYBoWE","id":"1402276477048066053","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":89,"end":100,"username":"snackpass_"}],"urls":[{"start":101,"end":124,"url":"https://t.co/b3IIVYBoWE","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/desmondcheongzx/status/1402276477048066053/photo/1","display_url":"pic.twitter.com/b3IIVYBoWE"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-08T14:48:59.000Z"},{"text":"some are fine.... and don't tell me it's because they're cached https://t.co/p2B22VXFen","id":"1402211681883725825","entities":{"urls":[{"start":64,"end":87,"url":"https://t.co/p2B22VXFen","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/desmondcheongzx/status/1402211681883725825/photo/1","display_url":"pic.twitter.com/p2B22VXFen"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-08T10:31:31.000Z"},{"text":"💨🍻🍺🍾🍢🍚🏜️🗻🏘️🎠👝🎺🎋🚾🛃🛂🚰♿🚹🚺🚻🏧🚱🚯🚭🚳🚫🚫🚷☢️📵🔞☣️🚸➿〽️✳️✴️❇️©️™️®️➰⚜️🔱📛🔰💱⚕🈵🈺㊙️㊗️🈲🈹🈚🉑🈸🈂️🈴🈷️🈳🈁🈯🉐🆚🈂️\n\njust appreciating the Fastly outage...","id":"1402210883011366921","created_at":"2021-06-08T10:28:20.000Z"},{"text":"@hilobrain @nixcraft wait really? sorry just gonna try this now 😵","id":"1402207253793447941","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":10,"username":"hilobrain"},{"start":11,"end":20,"username":"nixcraft"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-08T10:13:55.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":83,"end":91,"probability":0.8579,"type":"Place","normalized_text":"Singapore"}]},"text":"Man, the International Style really was the worst thing that could've happened for Singapore architecture wasn't it. It's so hot even in the dark...","id":"1401844493054201857","created_at":"2021-06-07T10:12:26.000Z"},{"text":"Well, I guess it's time for my favourite jingle again.\n\n♪I don't know what I'm doing ♪tralalalala lalalala","id":"1401834106229465096","created_at":"2021-06-07T09:31:10.000Z"},{"text":"Me: lots to do today, better get to work\n\nMy brain: hey it's been awhile since you tried a new window manager right? heeeeey","id":"1401703875485208578","created_at":"2021-06-07T00:53:40.000Z"},{"text":"HotOS 2021: Metastable Failures in Distributed Systems https://t.co/ySNKY3pdVK\n\nA short and fun talk on feedback loops trapping systems in a failure state.\n\nKinda like ant death spirals. What's surprising in the systems and ants case is that these arise from features, not bugs. https://t.co/mVUjQNVGrM","id":"1401542355484700678","entities":{"urls":[{"start":55,"end":78,"url":"https://t.co/ySNKY3pdVK","expanded_url":"https://youtu.be/7w47SGaLsSw","display_url":"youtu.be/7w47SGaLsSw"},{"start":279,"end":302,"url":"https://t.co/mVUjQNVGrM","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/desmondcheongzx/status/1401542355484700678/photo/1","display_url":"pic.twitter.com/mVUjQNVGrM"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-06T14:11:51.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":27,"end":36,"probability":0.8486,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Mario Kart"}],"urls":[{"start":53,"end":76,"url":"https://t.co/ixR08nHiuB","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/autogynefiles/status/1400704890544922625","display_url":"twitter.com/autogynefiles/…"}]},"text":"wait were we talking about Mario Kart or about life? https://t.co/ixR08nHiuB","id":"1401059432859979777","created_at":"2021-06-05T06:12:53.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":97,"end":107,"probability":0.9924,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Rick Astley"}],"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":11,"username":"ndashyoung"}],"urls":[{"start":73,"end":96,"url":"https://t.co/XI8FrGdlAr","expanded_url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/goodanimemes/comments/nmg53f/to_be_fair_this_song_is_kind_of_catchyin_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb","display_url":"reddit.com/r/goodanimemes…"}]},"text":"@ndashyoung I am going to rick roll you now, but it's for a good reason. https://t.co/XI8FrGdlAr Rick Astley is a magical girl","id":"1400972211897257986","created_at":"2021-06-05T00:26:18.000Z"},{"text":"@bryancsk I think poop is a great meditation object (´ ω `)","id":"1400624560668504065","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":9,"username":"bryancsk"}]},"created_at":"2021-06-04T01:24:52.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":17,"end":22,"probability":0.7997,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"Ubuntu"},{"start":93,"end":99,"probability":0.8541,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"Windows"}],"urls":[{"start":280,"end":303,"url":"https://t.co/LKwSltSUuV","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/rk4391/status/1400383842087845890","display_url":"twitter.com/rk4391/status/…"}]},"text":"I had to install Ubuntu on a new laptop the other day.\n\nWhen I chose to install it alongside Windows, I had a mini heart attack when it didn't ask me which partition to use.\n\nTurns out that these days the installer just detects the unused partition automatically. How convenient. https://t.co/LKwSltSUuV","id":"1400622956208824321","created_at":"2021-06-04T01:18:29.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":0,"end":5,"probability":0.6028,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Proust"}]},"text":"Proust strives to encapsulate a complete idea in a single sentence, and will take the winding path if need be.\n\nHemingway strives for the greatest effect with each sentence. This means breaking ideas apart. Sometimes making a statement in one sentence. Subverting it in the next.","id":"1400097339453239301","created_at":"2021-06-02T14:29:52.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":173,"end":178,"probability":0.8891,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Proust"}]},"text":"Rather, he's very economical in communicating. A lot of ground is covered in a few pages, and every statement advances the action.\n\nIt couldn't be more contrasting, reading Proust at the same time.","id":"1400094800871710722","created_at":"2021-06-02T14:19:47.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":12,"end":24,"probability":0.3582,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"Hemingway App"}]},"text":"I think the Hemingway App gave me the wrong impression of his writing. He's not afraid of embellishments (although he's perhaps slightly allergic to long sentences).","id":"1400094798573228035","created_at":"2021-06-02T14:19:47.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":42,"end":59,"probability":0.2516,"type":"Other","normalized_text":"Hemingway's Fiesta"}]},"text":"Every sentence, paragraph, and chapter in Hemingway's Fiesta feels like a slap to the face. You feel the punctuation of each statement.","id":"1400094796442570754","created_at":"2021-06-02T14:19:46.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":30,"end":33,"probability":0.4696,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"BIOS"}]},"text":"you can use your mouse during BIOS setup these days. holy shit.","id":"1399638590531915783","created_at":"2021-06-01T08:06:58.000Z"},{"text":"seriously, what the hell printers https://t.co/2CsOJQt5sB","id":"1399339793692061697","entities":{"urls":[{"start":34,"end":57,"url":"https://t.co/2CsOJQt5sB","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/nixcraft/status/1399327207793692674","display_url":"twitter.com/nixcraft/statu…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-31T12:19:39.000Z"},{"text":"@hearthrobjk unbelievable, this is my exact sentiment","id":"1399306394881331211","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":12,"username":"hearthrobjk"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-31T10:06:57.000Z"},{"text":"@hearthrobjk no, i like arm :(","id":"1399272883851993092","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":12,"username":"hearthrobjk"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-31T07:53:47.000Z"},{"text":"Who knew that you could confuse the hell out of me by suddenly showing me ARM assembly because I'd only worked with x64 assembly. My brain wouldn't even read it, just kept thinking something was very wrong...","id":"1399195003545559040","created_at":"2021-05-31T02:44:19.000Z"},{"text":"Vulnerabilities aside, it's pretty cool to see new covert channels popping out in the wild after learning about them this semester.\n\nhttps://t.co/IS7u8vOF8J via @wired","id":"1399188257422725122","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":161,"end":167,"username":"WIRED"}],"urls":[{"start":133,"end":156,"url":"https://t.co/IS7u8vOF8J","expanded_url":"https://www.wired.com/story/apples-m1-chip-has-fascinating-flaw?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=onsite-share&utm_brand=wired&utm_social-type=earned","display_url":"wired.com/story/apples-m…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-31T02:17:30.000Z"},{"text":"Whenever I'm back home, I have a chance to work through my anti-library of books that I'd bought but never read.\n\nThe quality of the selection pleases me, but I can't tell if  younger me had good taste for buying these books, or bad taste because he was too bored to finish them.","id":"1398938350833213443","created_at":"2021-05-30T09:44:28.000Z"},{"text":"I know, I misspelled lacquerware as \"laquerware\".\n\nBut, to my autocorrect: no. https://t.co/3CN2JxIUiW","id":"1398928010749693953","entities":{"urls":[{"start":79,"end":102,"url":"https://t.co/3CN2JxIUiW","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/desmondcheongzx/status/1398928010749693953/photo/1","display_url":"pic.twitter.com/3CN2JxIUiW"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-30T09:03:23.000Z"},{"text":"@tankentti @nixcraft \"Yesterday\" works too","id":"1398882485270814726","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":10,"username":"tankentti"},{"start":11,"end":20,"username":"nixcraft"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-30T06:02:29.000Z"},{"text":"Some notes I took on @dvyukov's webinar about Dynamic Program Analysis for Fun and Profit (https://t.co/QW15NvCMtC)\n\nhttps://t.co/v6PApoTLQk","id":"1398836996433321992","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":21,"end":29,"username":"dvyukov"}],"urls":[{"start":91,"end":114,"url":"https://t.co/QW15NvCMtC","expanded_url":"https://events.linuxfoundation.org/mentorship-session-dynamic-program-analysis/","display_url":"events.linuxfoundation.org/mentorship-ses…"},{"start":117,"end":140,"url":"https://t.co/v6PApoTLQk","expanded_url":"https://link.medium.com/883KGntvFgb","display_url":"link.medium.com/883KGntvFgb"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-30T03:01:43.000Z"},{"text":"what is a subtweet?\n\ntell me if I'm misunderstanding, but am I subtweeting all tweets about subtweets by making this tweet?","id":"1398652351641100288","created_at":"2021-05-29T14:48:00.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":3,"end":10,"probability":0.4446,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Tanizaki"}]},"text":"As Tanizaki would say, it would look even more beautiful in the shadows","id":"1398587538223210496","created_at":"2021-05-29T10:30:28.000Z"},{"text":"\"... is it not indeed a color to call forth meditation?\" - Jun'ichirō Tanizaki, In praise of shadows, on yōkan which are a traditional Japanese confection.\n\nImage from https://t.co/1HqVsr26Gh https://t.co/aJ3hT2SP94","id":"1398587347306835968","entities":{"urls":[{"start":168,"end":191,"url":"https://t.co/1HqVsr26Gh","expanded_url":"https://www.tsunagujapan.com/25-must-try-japanese-confectioneries-wagashi/","display_url":"tsunagujapan.com/25-must-try-ja…"},{"start":192,"end":215,"url":"https://t.co/aJ3hT2SP94","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/desmondcheongzx/status/1398587347306835968/photo/1","display_url":"pic.twitter.com/aJ3hT2SP94"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-29T10:29:42.000Z"},{"text":"I still think of the Got Milk? ads now and then, so at the very least they were effective https://t.co/KixGkoPyYY","id":"1398504967577632769","entities":{"urls":[{"start":90,"end":113,"url":"https://t.co/KixGkoPyYY","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1398419551247761410","display_url":"twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-29T05:02:21.000Z"},{"text":"Today's word of the day: Mawkish\n\nIt's delightfully contradictory. It can be used to describe something lacking in flavour or having an unpleasant taste, but it could also be used to describe something exaggeratedly or childishly emotional.","id":"1398083875524407297","created_at":"2021-05-28T01:09:05.000Z"},{"text":"My laptop manufactured in 2017 just broke down. Guess which one I'm using as a back up now? A laptop manufactured in 2011.\n\nNot quite what the thread asked for, I'm still just salty that my newer laptop went kaput so soon. https://t.co/IdeH8yLHz2","id":"1397923335657246726","entities":{"urls":[{"start":223,"end":246,"url":"https://t.co/IdeH8yLHz2","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/halliepritts/status/1397887530993950725","display_url":"twitter.com/halliepritts/s…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-27T14:31:10.000Z"},{"text":"(and I'll probably have to reread many many parts along the way as I already have, so maybe it'll take two college courses' worth of time)","id":"1397913831997722630","created_at":"2021-05-27T13:53:24.000Z"},{"text":"Reading the rest of the novel would be about a 200+ hour commitment, a little over the load of a full college course. I wonder what I'll get more from, a college course, or this novel.","id":"1397913625503756294","created_at":"2021-05-27T13:52:34.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":101,"end":106,"probability":0.8428,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Proust"},{"start":199,"end":203,"probability":0.9448,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Swann"}]},"text":"It takes me, on average, about 3 minutes to read a page of a regular novel. Assuming that I can read Proust consistently at that speed without having to go back and reread passages, deciding to read Swann's Way is about a 22 hour commitment.","id":"1397913623108886532","created_at":"2021-05-27T13:52:34.000Z"},{"text":"@ndashyoung the ubuntu phone was the hero we needed, but didn't deserve","id":"1397911786829979656","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":11,"username":"ndashyoung"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-27T13:45:16.000Z"},{"text":"looks like it's gonna be you and me for awhile, pardner","id":"1397821462539489280","created_at":"2021-05-27T07:46:21.000Z"},{"text":"in before someone tells me pythagoras came up with the triangle rule","id":"1397480755974922247","created_at":"2021-05-26T09:12:30.000Z"},{"text":"It suddenly hit me. Why does everyone make the joke that we should take the diagonal path because of pythagoras?\n\nIsn't it the triangle rule that's in play? Pythagoras' theorem isn't even relevant?? Am I missing something? https://t.co/3heIiYShB8","id":"1397480753621987337","entities":{"urls":[{"start":223,"end":246,"url":"https://t.co/3heIiYShB8","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/vardi/status/1397260175569047559","display_url":"twitter.com/vardi/status/1…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-26T09:12:30.000Z"},{"text":"Narrator: And it worked. https://t.co/ZspTBzGtPt","id":"1397331912746627073","entities":{"urls":[{"start":25,"end":48,"url":"https://t.co/ZspTBzGtPt","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/RobertGReeve/status/1397035847090851841","display_url":"twitter.com/RobertGReeve/s…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-25T23:21:03.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":79,"end":85,"probability":0.838,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"twitter"}]},"text":"I never thought I'd have this problem, but now I feel a great need for another twitter account where I can shitpost _even harder_","id":"1397331209844256770","created_at":"2021-05-25T23:18:16.000Z"},{"text":"How am I gonna get all the konami code easter eggs now, what a disaster","id":"1396675626854084611","created_at":"2021-05-24T03:53:13.000Z"},{"text":"Just noticing it now, but apparently the up and left arrow keys on my keyboard don't work. How peculiar.","id":"1396675457240600577","created_at":"2021-05-24T03:52:32.000Z"},{"text":"RT @RitzyFraud: @ImogenBits Dijsktra’s illustration of how deadlocks arise (1965) https://t.co/sBNcFKEHrF","id":"1396643478709227521","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":3,"end":14,"username":"RitzyFraud"},{"start":16,"end":27,"username":"ImogenBits"}],"urls":[{"start":82,"end":105,"url":"https://t.co/sBNcFKEHrF","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/RitzyFraud/status/1396405328875511812/photo/1","display_url":"pic.twitter.com/sBNcFKEHrF"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-24T01:45:28.000Z"},{"text":"Even great literary works are just extended sex jokes, aren't they.","id":"1396414449351761921","created_at":"2021-05-23T10:35:23.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":81,"end":86,"probability":0.7523,"type":"Person","normalized_text":"Proust"}]},"text":"I find myself very surprised that, on the second page of In search of lost time, Proust describes the mechanisms behind a wet dream in detail.\n\nReally comes out of nowhere, and with enough delicacy that you could easily miss it despite the amount of space it occupies.","id":"1396414183080534018","created_at":"2021-05-23T10:34:20.000Z"},{"text":"Today's word of the day: salubrious\n\nTo describe something that's healthful, health-giving. Or a place that is pleasant and agreeable.","id":"1396412103599169541","created_at":"2021-05-23T10:26:04.000Z"},{"text":"it livessssss. if you asked me to do it again, I'd probably break down. but it livesssss","id":"1396095292328464389","created_at":"2021-05-22T13:27:10.000Z"},{"text":"I survived freshman year with this bad boy, we're gonna pull though somehow","id":"1396021883888308227","created_at":"2021-05-22T08:35:28.000Z"},{"text":"It's all fun and games until you realise that the physical backup of your pgpkey is on the other side of the globe","id":"1395921000722698240","created_at":"2021-05-22T01:54:36.000Z"},{"text":"Thinkpad t470 wouldn't power on.... so I busted out the thinkpad t410. but apparently something went wrong there too, and now I'm dropped into an emergency shell.\n\net tu, my old friend?","id":"1395918402053541889","created_at":"2021-05-22T01:44:16.000Z"},{"text":"what. i don't have a cd drive. when did this happen? how could i have let this happen???","id":"1395638757940875267","created_at":"2021-05-21T07:13:04.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":24,"end":27,"probability":0.5658,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"WiFi"}]},"text":"home is where you get a WiFi connection without even noticing","id":"1395623468842946564","created_at":"2021-05-21T06:12:19.000Z"},{"text":"@ndashyoung i feel like venvs don't really save anyone either...","id":"1395045570121662464","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":11,"username":"ndashyoung"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-19T15:55:57.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":209,"end":216,"probability":0.4683,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"Python 2"}]},"text":"Was completely bamboozled why my f-strings in python weren't working...\n\n`$ python --version` returned Python 3.7.4\n\nThen, I realised I was running my programs with sudo, and `$ sudo python --version` returns Python 2.7.18\n\nsigh...","id":"1394914193816518665","created_at":"2021-05-19T07:13:54.000Z"},{"text":"@ndashyoung what if we... sent encrypted emails to each other... just kidding...","id":"1393916936359088128","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":11,"username":"ndashyoung"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-16T13:11:10.000Z"},{"text":"@nixcraft audio drivers.","id":"1393704153294131203","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":9,"username":"nixcraft"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-15T23:05:38.000Z"},{"text":"the bad news is.... I think I broke my operating system kernel, and I'm not sure if I have the energy or resources to salvage it....\n\nThe good news is, it was a custom kernel anyway, time to abandon this timeline","id":"1393545722536947716","created_at":"2021-05-15T12:36:05.000Z"},{"text":"dear lord this is bad for my heart. i thought i completely destroyed my filesystem","id":"1393543294139867137","created_at":"2021-05-15T12:26:26.000Z"},{"text":"aaand the music cut in the middle of a vocaloid cover of \"so you had a bad day\". That was creepy.","id":"1393504396202283010","created_at":"2021-05-15T09:51:52.000Z"},{"text":"i drink coffee only occasionally, but somehow i get _very_ sleepy after drinking decaf coffee. it's like my body expects the caffeine from the taste and smell, and when the caffeine doesn't come my body just gives up","id":"1393469262732222474","created_at":"2021-05-15T07:32:16.000Z"},{"text":"Listening to music while writing a kernel module can be surprisingly dramatic. If you screw up too bad, the music stops.","id":"1393378742001573888","created_at":"2021-05-15T01:32:34.000Z"},{"text":"Lately, I've discovered that I fall asleep easily to the aggressive gurgling of my electric kettle.","id":"1393352630940815360","created_at":"2021-05-14T23:48:49.000Z"},{"text":"@ndashyoung unfortunately, I'm not able to free myself of my earthly tethers","id":"1393188531573383169","entities":{"mentions":[{"start":0,"end":11,"username":"ndashyoung"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-14T12:56:44.000Z"},{"text":"reading blog posts that are almost as old as i am...\n\ni hope they aged better than me","id":"1393005951603548161","created_at":"2021-05-14T00:51:14.000Z"},{"text":"I used to want to remember all these commands. but nowadays if I'm on the terminal and I forget a git command...\n\nI just switch to magit and use their interface.\n\nhell, sometimes I switch for a single commit, because it tells me visually if my summary is too long https://t.co/yqIcawix5N","id":"1392743031640526850","entities":{"urls":[{"start":264,"end":287,"url":"https://t.co/yqIcawix5N","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/sigfpe/status/1392645506497585156","display_url":"twitter.com/sigfpe/status/…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-13T07:26:29.000Z"},{"text":"Somehow, the windows partition still won't go below 100GB. That's absolutely badonkers to me.","id":"1392647420454989825","created_at":"2021-05-13T01:06:33.000Z"},{"text":"A few months later...\n\nwindows: oh hey. it's you again.\n\nme: *deletes everything except photoshop, chrome, and steam games. disables system protection, turns off virtual memory, reduces windows partition size as much as possible*\n\nwindows: sigh\n\nme: *logs out* https://t.co/pL0yaNpx2p","id":"1392646916387663878","entities":{"urls":[{"start":261,"end":284,"url":"https://t.co/pL0yaNpx2p","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/desmondcheongzx/status/1338631850269478912","display_url":"twitter.com/desmondcheongz…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-13T01:04:33.000Z"},{"text":"\"It's 2021, desmond. Why are you running out of disk space?\"\n\nhush. I have a windows partition with nothing but a single video game on it and some adobe products. you have no idea how much space those things take.","id":"1392483539921235971","created_at":"2021-05-12T14:15:21.000Z"},{"text":"I sacrificed most of my files and programs to the gods of kernel development. Please let this compile without me running out of disk space again.","id":"1392482934750281733","created_at":"2021-05-12T14:12:57.000Z"},{"text":"And this applies to the work of countless people every day. The stride of each individual human's progress is something to behold.","id":"1392457418890649600","created_at":"2021-05-12T12:31:33.000Z"},{"text":"Some days I'm struck by the fact that if I tried to describe what I'm working on to myself 1 year, 1 month, sometimes 1 day ago, my younger self wouldn't know what I'm talking about...","id":"1392457415904305152","created_at":"2021-05-12T12:31:33.000Z"},{"text":"my strategy for breadth of knowledge is going \"ooh shiny\" at lots of things\n\nmy strategy for depth is going \"ok shit I need to get this done before meeting xxx\"","id":"1392348345079795716","created_at":"2021-05-12T05:18:08.000Z"},{"entities":{"annotations":[{"start":22,"end":33,"probability":0.7866,"type":"Product","normalized_text":"linux kernel"}]},"text":"Trying to work on the linux kernel is probably the best thing that's happened for my ocarina playing.\n\nEvery time I compile the kernel, I just practice some songs while waiting.","id":"1391700396385599488","created_at":"2021-05-10T10:23:25.000Z"},{"text":"Yesterday I had some 3000+ unread emails (and many more read, but unarchived, ones) in my inbox. Now I just have 9 read emails.\n\nWhat is this strange feeling of accomplishment.\n\nAll I did was hit \"delete\" or \"archive\" many times.","id":"1391561897464385549","created_at":"2021-05-10T01:13:04.000Z"},{"text":"Initiated combat five minutes in https://t.co/aNUiY4boAr","id":"1391545192944001026","entities":{"urls":[{"start":33,"end":56,"url":"https://t.co/aNUiY4boAr","expanded_url":"https://twitter.com/RRollplaying/status/1391483578102468614","display_url":"twitter.com/RRollplaying/s…"}]},"created_at":"2021-05-10T00:06:42.000Z"},{"text":"Watched a show involving time travel and worked on a database management system this past week....\n\nso of course I start dreaming about making a database that supports time travel so that two lovers living in different times can talk to each other.","id":"1391171217525121025","created_at":"2021-05-08T23:20:39.000Z"},{"text":"While refactoring feels like I'm saying much ado about nothing, I'm sure I'll thank myself tomorrow.","id":"1390308100255535115","created_at":"2021-05-06T14:10:56.000Z"}],"meta":{"oldest_id":"1390308100255535115","newest_id":"1406542752020525057","result_count":100,"next_token":"7140dibdnow9c7btw3w4s5w10hv4k9erow2d2dnu1kl6d"}}}